This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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