I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i out mim tonsoeep
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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