Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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