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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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