I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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