So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
