JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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