This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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