We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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