sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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