ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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