It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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