You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sext me about skeletons
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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