just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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