they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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