Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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