I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
