so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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