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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Found the puke drawer

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Get your penis over here NOW. emergency

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body

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