try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!