Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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