I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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