Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
