no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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