you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
