wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize