never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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