Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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