I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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