i permit you to call me
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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