theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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