I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You took a bar mat shot.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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