We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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