Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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