Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
they need to just BURY HIM!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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