he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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