She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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