how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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