all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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