I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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