She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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