My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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