If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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