Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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