were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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