how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
How external is "for external use only"?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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