Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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