K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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