I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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