When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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