Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom