i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
where am i from again
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.