This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.