We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Randomize
