how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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