But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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