We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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