he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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