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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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