My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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