belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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